Thread: Australia's Most Boring (Dull) City

Isolated?? I dont get that...its not frikkin Mars you know!!! Why move to Australasia if you want easy access to Europe. ITS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!!!

Backward!!!! thats insulting and untrue

Behind the times.....(shakes head) I just dont get you people sometimes.....

Originally Posted by Hoff to Oz

Imagine the scene .......... Aldo and chris meet up in a bar overlooking the sea at surfers.

Aldo ............ god its boring here and this beers too cold.
Chris ........... Its sunny again out side, i hate it.
Aldo ............ You know the sun gives you cancer.
Chris ........... I know thats why i never go outside, i hate it.
Aldo ............ Why did you move to Queensland from Geelong then.
Chris ........... So i could moan about it.
Aldo ............ Fair do's that why i didn't try anywhere else, if i found out it was great, i wouldn't be able to moan.
Chris ........... that beach and sea looks horrible, all sandy and wet.
Aldo ............ i know look at those Aussies enjoying themselves, they are so shallow.
Chris ........... I hate those surfer dudes, they kicked sand in my face and laughed at me.
Aldo ............ They ducked my head under the water and gave me a wedgy, i really hate em.
Chris ........... God i'm bored.
Aldo ............ I bet i'm more bored than you.
Chris ........... Its almost 8 pm, my mum said i have to be in bed for 8.
Aldo ............ Well everywhere shuts at 8pm anyway.
Chris ........... Night Aldo ......... god i hate Australia.
Aldo ............ I hate Australia more.
Chris ........... See you on Brits Abroad, god i'm gonna moan on there.
Aldo ............ I bet i moan more than you.
Chris ........... But i still live here, i have more to moan about.
Aldo ............ Fair do's i can feel your pain and suffering brother.
Chris ........... Do you think anyone believes us that Australia is crap.
Aldo ............ I doubt it, we always get caught out, because of that peacock and Hoff, i wish the mods would ban them, so we can just moan about everything without them two hassling us.
Chris ........... I know Aldo i'm running out of negative stuff to say about Australia and the uk's gone to the dogs.
Aldo ............ I know thats why i didn't go back and went to Spain instead.
Chris ........... We need some new material, i keep repeating the same stuff over and over, even i'm fed up with it.
Aldo ............ I have just had a brain wave, i will start a poll thread about Australias most boring city.
Chris ........... Brilliant Aldo, won't the HOFF and peacock know we haven't been to most of them.
Aldo ............ Its all i've got ......... you never come come up with any good stuff do you.
Chris ........... Sorry Aldo.

Brilliant Just imagine them two in the Green Frog pub, drinking there half a lager shandy, priceless

It's OK! Calm down, we are allowed to have a different opinion.

Originally Posted by Tillyfloss

Isolated?? I dont get that...its not frikkin Mars you know!!! Why move to Australasia if you want easy access to Europe. ITS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!!!

Backward!!!! thats insulting and untrue

Behind the times.....(shakes head) I just dont get you people sometimes.....

Originally Posted by Tillyfloss

Isolated?? I dont get that...its not frikkin Mars you know!!! Why move to Australasia if you want easy access to Europe. ITS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!!!

Backward!!!! thats insulting and untrue

Behind the times.....(shakes head) I just dont get you people sometimes.....

Yes, its makes you wonder why some people come here, obviously dont do there homework, gues there one born every minute

There was only two people who have voted, i wonder why?


Likening Perth to Baghdad .......... get the hell out Australia, its effecting your mind.