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    THE SMILE

    TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS
    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
    the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
    and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

    "Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's
    dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked
    at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
    stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
    It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
    Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
    pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
    don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back
    with a big smile on my face.
    When you're finished laughing send this to a Mum.

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    Excellent
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    Very true!! Even OH laughed!! lol

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    Very amusing......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    THE SMILE

    TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS
    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
    the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
    and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

    "Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's
    dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked
    at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
    stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
    It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
    Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
    pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
    don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back
    with a big smile on my face.
    When you're finished laughing send this to a Mum.
    Very good out of the mouths of babes its a great age so inocent
    Evelyn

 

 

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