The Gossip Thread

[Aldo]

No not like the "news gossip and chat" forum on the other site I mean proper juicy goss. I don't care if its unsubstantiated, hearsay or rumour just give us it how you see it!

OK i'll start. My mate works behind the bar in one of my locals and the other night the owner (a lady in her late 50s(he's my age - early 40s)) suggested after closing they take a bottle of booze back to his gaf and have a pizza.... Well one thing led to another and you know the rest!
You mustn't say anything ok, he told me in strictest confidence. ;)

OK lets have some more goss!

[Aldo]

OK here's another bit then.

There's an old bloke that....

no... i can't its far too juicy!!

[Ktee]

I must lead a boring life because I seriously don't have any gossip.

[Mind Less]

No not like the "news gossip and chat" forum on the other site I mean proper juicy goss. I don't care if its unsubstantiated, hearsay or rumour just give us it how you see it!

OK i'll start. My mate works behind the bar in one of my locals and the other night the owner (a lady in her late 50s(he's my age - early 40s)) suggested after closing they take a bottle of booze back to his gaf and have a pizza.... Well one thing led to another and you know the rest!
You mustn't say anything ok, he told me in strictest confidence. ;)

OK lets have some more goss!

what?
they spilt red wine on the carpet?
they realised the pizza was cold and had to get another one?

[Mind Less]

I'm gay

[Aldo]

Yeah like we didn't already know that!

[Mind Less]

:cry:

Yeah like we didn't already know that!

[Aldo]

Its OK, its like cool to be like gay now. Did you know Elton John is gay?

[Aldo]

So there i was in the pub last night when in walks in a nice Geordie couple, He was the owner of a large scaffolding company and the misses ran their hotel so not short of a few quid. Anyway as the drinks flowed the misses started to openly flrt with me untill the husband came back from the gents to here the ar23 end of a conversation which ended in her laughingly telling me to F off. This seemed to get him going and he started getting a bit fired up and demanding what i had said to cause his misses to reply with "F off".
Anyway I couldn't reasure him and it got to a stage where i lost it a bit which was enough to cause him to wind his neck in.
So, now the atmosphere is a bit edgy and the misses is getting more and more drunk when all off a sudden she drops the bombshell; "Tell them how you have been shagging the 20 year old cleaner"!! So by this time me and the husband are best buddies again and he's telling me all about his trysts in full gory detail and its turning into a kind of jerry springer type scenario with each party having a turn in putting their side of the story and the customers all participating with hissing, booing and cheering. It turned out that she had done the dirty a few years earlier with Owin the barman at their hotel!! and the husband suspects that in may not have been the first or last time.
Now it realy gets juicy. Time to bring out Gerry (not springer) Gerry is the most foul uncouth ugly overweight paddy you would ever have the misfortune to meet and it transpires that just a couple of days ago Gerry and the wife (who was out on her own that night) had gone and done "the deed" in his car!! The wife just decided to "Out" him while he was sheepishly supping his beer in the corner. At this point he told his misses to get her bag and they where last seen staggering towards their hotel screeming at each other.

I was only intending to have a couple of hours and ended up getting in at 3am this morning!

[yummybrummy]

Only just seen this post. Aldo more goss please.