Is This Viable

**An Idiot Abroad** · 23-07-2011, 07:48 AM

I am at a bit of a crossroads in my life at the moment. Want desperately to get to Australia, too old for a working holiday visa, and not sure if my skills would let me in. But I have heard that there are some who enter Australia on a holiday visa and then go into hiding. Is this an option I may consider, I know it is a risk, but any thoughts would be appreciated.

Cheers Idiot.

**Thehatandswag** · 23-07-2011, 07:53 AM

Oh mate, some might say go for it, but you would have to work black govnr. Why not come in on a tourist visa and hope you meet an ozzie bird, they are pretty fit!

**Thehatandswag** · 23-07-2011, 07:56 AM

Mind you Idiot, much of a muchness they all whinge , particularly the norffeners

except you Ktee darln of course, always make a exception for you!

**An Idiot Abroad** · 23-07-2011, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Thehatandswag

Oh mate, some might say go for it, but you would have to work black govnr. Why not come in on a tourist visa and hope you meet an ozzie bird, they are pretty fit!

\

Is that an option hatandswag. Would that let me migrate? Plus I am so out of touch with the dating game, at a loss at the best of times when it comes to the ladies. But I have heard and seen that the Aussie woman are a bit more full on than those in the UK.

**Orpheus in the Underworld** · 23-07-2011, 08:02 AM

Interesting scenario, i suppose the worst that could happen is that you would be deported when they found you, so that would save you buying a return air ticket.

**An Idiot Abroad** · 23-07-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by Orpheus in the Underworld

Interesting scenario, i suppose the worst that could happen is that you would be deported when they found you, so that would save you buying a return air ticket.

I guess I hadn't thought of that Orph. But that would then mean me being banned wouldn't it form trying to emigrate.

**An Idiot Abroad** · 23-07-2011, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by Thehatandswag

Mind you Idiot, much of a muchness they all whinge , particularly the norffeners

except you Ktee darln of course, always make a exception for you!

Hello Saggy.

I have had northerners up to my neck, work with a lot of them, not all bad, but the Eccles cakes keep getting stuck in the corner of their mouths.

I hope no one minds (Orph/Saggy) that I am shortening your names, must be the time I spent in Australia, and no offence meant.

**Thehatandswag** · 23-07-2011, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by An Idiot Abroad

\

Is that an option hatandswag. Would that let me migrate? Plus I am so out of touch with the dating game, at a loss at the best of times when it comes to the ladies. But I have heard and seen that the Aussie woman are a bit more full on than those in the UK.

Mate hang around me mate, I'll take ya on me train, just got to get permission! I dont need bird seed to attract the birds mate. Just call me SWAG mate its a bit of a mouth full (thats what all the birds say

) but I would give it some deep thought mate, nought to loose !

**Thehatandswag** · 23-07-2011, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by An Idiot Abroad

Hello Saggy.

I have had northerners up to my neck, work with a lot of them, not all bad, but the Eccles cakes keep getting stuck in the corner of their mouths.

I hope no one minds (Orph/Saggy) that I am shortening your names, must be the time I spent in Australia, and no offence meant.

ktee and yum brum are northeners but they are great, I've broken them in lol lol

pmsl @ eccles cakes, oh eccles cakes and foam at side of mouth

nah nah nha

**An Idiot Abroad** · 23-07-2011, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Thehatandswag

Mate hang around me mate, I'll take ya on me train, just got to get permission! I dont need bird seed to attract the birds mate. Just call me SWAG mate its a bit of a mouth full (thats what all the birds say

) but I would give it some deep thought mate, nought to loose !

Sorry SWAG, didn't mean to offend, but you sound like a right laugh, needed at the moment