Thread: Amusing truths about where we live

I had to laugh at the truth in this joke.. anyone got any about where they live?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN Florida IN JULY WHEN...

~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

~ You can make sun tea instantly.

~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

~ You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.

~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up

lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

add butter, salt and pepper.

~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying

boiled eggs.

~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.

............Ah, what a place to call home

LOL Purps.. Some real true facts about my back yard.. I love WA!

• Karri trees are found in the south west corner of West Australia and are among Australia's largest.<
• Marble Bar in the state's north holds the world record for consecutive days of over 100 degrees F (37.8C) of 160 days.
• The hottest place in Australia is Wyndham with an annual mean temperature of 29.1 degrees C
• Western Australia is three and a half times as big as Texas, and the British Isles would fit into it 6 times.
• The highest temperature recorded in the state was 50.7 C at Eucla in the east and the lowest, -7 C at Dwellingup.

You got me beat on the temps, Tim... if we had that here all the homeless people would die... or move North!

I thought about adding a couple of my own,
how about these -
An umbrella can be used more to keep the sun off than the rain, and...
A hurricane is just a glorified storm... unless it's category 3 and it's heading towards your area!

Originally Posted by Tim

LOL Purps.. Some real true facts about my back yard.. I love WA!

I thought you just had the awning, barbie and pool in your backyard Tim.
Have you downsized to a tent in the woods or something?

LOL! Tch Tony ;)