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    1. #1
      purple

      Beetle Amusing truths about where we live

      I had to laugh at the truth in this joke.. anyone got any about where they live?

      YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN Florida IN JULY WHEN...

      ~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

      ~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

      ~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

      ~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

      ~ You can make sun tea instantly.

      ~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

      ~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

      ~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

      ~ You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.

      ~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

      ~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

      ~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up

      lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

      ~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

      ~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

      add butter, salt and pepper.

      ~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying

      boiled eggs.

      ~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.

      ............Ah, what a place to call home

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      Tim
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      LOL Purps.. Some real true facts about my back yard.. I love WA!
      • Karri trees are found in the south west corner of West Australia and are among Australia's largest.<
      • Marble Bar in the state's north holds the world record for consecutive days of over 100 degrees F (37.8C) of 160 days.
      • The hottest place in Australia is Wyndham with an annual mean temperature of 29.1 degrees C
      • Western Australia is three and a half times as big as Texas, and the British Isles would fit into it 6 times.
      • The highest temperature recorded in the state was 50.7 C at Eucla in the east and the lowest, -7 C at Dwellingup.
      Last edited by Tim; 10-08-2010 at 11:52 AM.

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      purple
      You got me beat on the temps, Tim... if we had that here all the homeless people would die... or move North!

      I thought about adding a couple of my own,
      how about these -
      An umbrella can be used more to keep the sun off than the rain, and...
      A hurricane is just a glorified storm... unless it's category 3 and it's heading towards your area!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
      LOL Purps.. Some real true facts about my back yard.. I love WA!
      I thought you just had the awning, barbie and pool in your backyard Tim.
      Have you downsized to a tent in the woods or something?

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      purple
      LOL! Tch Tony ;)