I got this in an email and thought I'd share it. I'm not posting it on PIO as there are some on there that seem to get offended or accuse you of being racist, a bigot and anything else you can think of, at the very slightest breath of something controversial.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
'Yer what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' She is then interrupted by her Dad.
'Hold on girl, Now what was it ye said ye had become?'
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostituteDaddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus girl!Ye scared me half to death!
I thought ye said aProtestant.Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'