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    1. #1
      bluey

      mums

      THE SMILE

      TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS
      I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
      the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
      and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

      "Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's
      dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked
      at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
      stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
      It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
      Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
      pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
      don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back
      with a big smile on my face.
      When you're finished laughing send this to a Mum.

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    3. #2
      Dizzy Blonde
      Excellent

    4. #3
      Deb


      Very true!! Even OH laughed!! lol

      Deb xx

    5. #4
      zoe wilson
      Very amusing......

    6. #5
      Evelyn
      Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
      THE SMILE

      TO ALL THE GREAT MUMS
      I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
      the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
      and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.

      "Because it's been on the ground and you don't know where it's been, it's
      dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked
      at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
      stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff.
      It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
      Mummy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
      pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
      don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly," I replied back
      with a big smile on my face.
      When you're finished laughing send this to a Mum.
      Very good out of the mouths of babes its a great age so inocent
      Evelyn