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    1. 28-02-2011, 10:18 AM #1
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      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      OK i've nicked the idea off another forum but i think every forum needs one so i'll start.

      I know no one gives a sh!t but.... The misses is out with the kids and is expecting me to have tidied up the kids room and it looks like a sh!t hole but i just cannot be ars3d to clear it up. Its a bank holiday here (dia de Andalucia) and i intend on doing feck all except lomoxing about and maybe catching some rays on the terrace intermitently, also i 've just cracked open her bottle of wine in the fridge so she aint gonna be happy.
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    3. 28-02-2011, 01:18 PM #2
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      Can't you employ a maid and give her a call at times like these lol x
      I know no one will care but it's way past my bed time I've been in bed an hour and am too busy keeping an eye on you lot either that or I'm just a nosey cow pmsl x
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    4. 28-02-2011, 01:32 PM #3
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      I've tried convincing her to get an opair (is that how its spelt) but she aint having any of it :(
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      Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
      OK i've nicked the idea off another forum but i think every forum needs one so i'll start.

      I know no one gives a sh!t but.... The misses is out with the kids and is expecting me to have tidied up the kids room and it looks like a sh!t hole but i just cannot be ars3d to clear it up. Its a bank holiday here (dia de Andalucia) and i intend on doing feck all except lomoxing about and maybe catching some rays on the terrace intermitently, also i 've just cracked open her bottle of wine in the fridge so she aint gonna be happy.
      G'day mate
      flip open the yellow pages, look up escorts....
      you do the math!
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      Get down to the motorbike shop Aldo and buy yourself a helmet cause your gonna need it when she gets home!lol

      and,,,

      I know no-one cares but its so bloody hot here today AND i had to do a big food shop! So unfair,lol

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      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      I just spat my coffee over my keyboard laughing at something i just read...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      I just spat my coffee over my keyboard laughing at something i just read...
      care to share....?
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      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      I'm off to the IGA to get some lunch....
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mind Less View Post
      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      I'm off to the IGA to get some lunch....
      In the end I walked right past the IGA and got a chicken loll from the milk bar...











      incredible goings on today!
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    11. 17-03-2011, 05:25 PM #10
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      I know no one gives a sh!t but....

      I'm off out to my NBFs house for dinner. Oh did i forget to mention the house is in La Zagaletta :yes:
      it happens a lot everywhere in the world...
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