Official Joke Thread

[Aldo]

i forgot what this thread was about now

[yummybrummy]

When it's OK to use the "F" word ......

[yummybrummy]

Sean to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."





Paddy: "Well the joke's on them the stupid buggers, because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

[yummybrummy]

[yummybrummy]

What's happened to my posts?

[Aldo]

The largest condom factory in Oz burned down.Kev Rudd was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour cobber, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the whole of Australia's condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Rudd: "Streuth! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from NZ." Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... the Kiwis will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK?"Rudd says "Okay, I'll call Cameron and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Aussies."
Three days later, a delighted Rudd ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one: MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE: SMALL

[WanderingBrit]

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?



Don't know, don't care.

[Ktee]

What's happened to my posts?

Don't know what have you done hun x

[yummybrummy]

Downloaded a load of funny pics Ktee but they've all disappeared - only the text remains

[Ktee]

Downloaded a load of funny pics Ktee but they've all disappeared - only the text remains

Do you know how you uploaded them? Was it hot linked from another site or did you save to your pc then upload?